Nation’s Sweetheart Jack Tweed Is Not A Rapist: Jade Goody’s Grave Awaits Photo Op (Pictures)
JACK Tweed. Not a rapist. Mr Jade Goody, of Jade Goody industries, is not rapist. Repeat, he is not a rapist. The identity of the woman who accused him is not revealed in the press. But chances are it soon will be. It should be. It must be.
Says Tweed, who will be surely pictured sat by Jade Goody’s grave in the paper’s tomorrow:
“I’m relieved that the jury have taken a matter of minutes to see through these scurrilous and completely groundless allegations.”
Scurrilous. He said that? No, he was talking through his brief, Philip Smith. Go on:
“I now want to put the last eight months behind me and rebuild my life as a 22-year-old young man.”
What next for Jack Tweed? A chance to become the face of rape causes? What would Jade have wanted?
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Posted: 26th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
