Torvill and Dean’s Dancing On Ice Tour: Pictures And Pain
READY for Dancing on Ice, The Tour? Sorry. Ready for Torvill and Dean’s Dancing On Ice Tour? Dancing On Ice’s pro-celebrity ice dancing is the coldest show on the telly. It’s a soulless, frozen waste watched by people:
a) Who have mistaken it for proper ice dancing on Sky Sports 3
b) Tuning in to witness a celebrity decapitated
c) Fans of the celebs able to look past the eye-burning costumes and the doddering star moving with all the fluidity and grace of a constipated fridge to back their idol.
The stars are Emily Atack and Fred Palascak, who are the only coupling we can recall whose names both end in a ‘k’. Puzzle that out after working out which is the dancer and which the celeb (clue: one can dance).
Other notables in a pre-teens dressing up box are: Jayne Torvill, Maria Flippov, Gary Lucy and Christopher Dean. Tickets available.
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Posted: 27th, April 2010 | In: TV & Radio Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
