Does Susan Boyle Think Amanda Holden’s Trout Pout Is Authentic?

HATS off to Britain’s Got Talent’s Amanda Holden for realising that cutaway shots of her gaping are very much part of the show’s fabric. So as not disappoint the fans, Holden seems to have elected to freeze her face in a permanent gape.

This is, of course, what Susan Boyle would have wanted. Holden saluted Boyle as the authentic face of natural womanhood. Boyle should return the favour and salute Holden as the face of vapid artifice.

The Sun and Express leads with pictures of Amanda’s face. The Sun says she’s got a “trout pout”. The Express recalls Holden saying:

“I’d never have my lips plumped, that’s open thing I wouldn’t have done.”

Has Amanda been slapping herself in the mouth with a wet fish? And if so, why hasn’t she done it on the telly, perhaps in a duo with Tia Brodie?

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TV presenter Les Dennis with his wife Amanda Holden, at the Soccer Six, 7th annual music soccer tournament at Stamford Bridge football ground, London. The tournament was played between teams made up of celebrities from the world of sport and music.

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Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink