Does Susan Boyle Think Amanda Holden’s Trout Pout Is Authentic?
HATS off to Britain’s Got Talent’s Amanda Holden for realising that cutaway shots of her gaping are very much part of the show’s fabric. So as not disappoint the fans, Holden seems to have elected to freeze her face in a permanent gape.
This is, of course, what Susan Boyle would have wanted. Holden saluted Boyle as the authentic face of natural womanhood. Boyle should return the favour and salute Holden as the face of vapid artifice.
The Sun and Express leads with pictures of Amanda’s face. The Sun says she’s got a “trout pout”. The Express recalls Holden saying:
“I’d never have my lips plumped, that’s open thing I wouldn’t have done.”
Has Amanda been slapping herself in the mouth with a wet fish? And if so, why hasn’t she done it on the telly, perhaps in a duo with Tia Brodie?
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Les Dennis and his wife Amanda Holden arrive for the premiere of Mean Machine at the Odeon Kensington. The film produced by Matthew Vaughan is a remake of the 1974 cult classic starring Burt Reynolds. 27/12/02 : Les Dennis and his wife Amanda Holden have announced their seven-year marriage "has come to an end". 18/11/03: Les Dennis and his wife Amanda Holden, who's marriage was due to formally end in divorce. Holden and Dennis announced that their seven-year marriage was over in December last year.
Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
