Cotsworld Village Creates Designated Dogging Area To Boost Tourism
AN “Official Dogging Area” has been designated at the Cirencester bypass at Birdlip. The Barrow Wake viewpoint is now a haven for doggers, and those who come to watch and observe.
Birds and badgers are believed to have erected special viewing ‘nests’ to keep an eye on the human goings on. David Attenborough is thought to be interested in voicing the “Blue Parking Lot”, in hush tones.
Says a David Parkinson:
“You park there and you get accosted by people after ‘stranger sex’, I believe the terminology is. It’s become a no-go area for residents.”
High time, then, that locals were given special tokens on certain days. It’s only fair. “Cotswold Doggers For Cotsworlders!”
It might be too late for the election, but the movement is growing…
Posted: 5th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (10) | TrackBack | Permalink
