Britain’s Got Talent: Kerry-Anne Boyle Is The Heiry Angel
THE new Susan Boyle is not Janey Cutler – the new SuBo is Kerry-Anne Boyle. Kerry-Anne is Boyle’s second cousin, albeit one she has never met.
The Mail’s Paul Revoir commands his readers:
Forget SuBo, meet TwoBo! Now Susan’s cousin stuns Britain’s Got Talent judges
“Stuns” soon becomes:
Kerry-Anne’s performance of Sting’s Fields Of Gold received a somewhat mixed response from the judges.
So, not stuns, then. Here gaping eyebrow wrangler and up the ‘Maidenhead’ shagger Amanda Holden:
“It is clearly genetic, you’ve got the Boyle factor.”
Translation: You’re fat and ordinary, like Susan Boyle, yet have made it onto the telly.
Says Piers Morgan:
“It was an incredibly good performance.”
Translation: You’re fat and ordinary and can still remember the words to a song.
Simon Cowell, without whom the show would be dire, says:
“I think that without the connection with Susan there wouldn’t really be much interest to be honest.”
But, still, she’s through…
Posted: 10th, May 2010 | In: TV & Radio Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
