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Armed Russian Cop Scratches Nose And Shoots Himself In The Face

by | 11th, May 2010

IN Moscow, an armed cop is scratching his nose. In his hand he holds a gun. The gun fires. The man is dead. Itch is scratched.

Well, that’s just one theory, and it’s the story Pravda is sticking with.

The Russians don’t like their police to top themselves nor be offed in mysterious circumstance. So, the story goes that the body found behind a locked door at the city’s court security facility was the result of a tragic accident.

The 23 year old policeman’s death will not be investigated – at least it wontl; be investigated in public…

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Posted: 11th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink