Woman Finds Masturbating Jelly Baby In Bag Of Sweets
by Anorak | 11th, May 2010
GET a load of that jelly baby – the two-inch sweet is in the shape of a naked man holding his pix ‘n’ mix.
The cultural artefact was discovered by Lyz Parker. She brought the little chap home from the Staine’s branch of Tesco’s in a bag of Candy King.
Says she:
“When I opened the bag I screamed so loudly the whole office came running over. I couldn’t believe my eyes.”
Screamed? For joy? Finally a little bendy man of my very own?
Says spokesman for Candy King:
“Clearly this is not part of Candy King’s assortment.”
Yeah, clearly…
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