In Pictures: Russell Crowe’s Middle Aged Robin Hood Woos Milf Marian

TO the Cannes screening, then, of Robin Hood, Ridley Scott’s attempt to turn the robber of rich men into a Middle Aged James Bond. And who better to play Middle Aged Bond than middle aged Russell Crowe? In this episode, Robin gets of with Milf Marian and sticks it to loads of Frenchies on beaches. It’s like a Club 18-30 theme holiday but without the dramatic tension and vomit. And then there’s the tagline: “Robin Hood- Licence To Quill.” Enough already…

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Tim Burton arriving for the official Robin Hood screening, at the Palais de Festival during the 63rd Cannes Film Festival, France.

We spotted: Kate Beckinsale, Cate Blanchett, Helen Mirren still snogging husband Taylor Hackford, Eva Longoria-Parker, Aishwarya Rai, Natalie Imbruglia, Benicio Del Toro, Salma Hayek and Lin Peng.

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