Clegg And Cameron’s Hummus Revolution: Parties Reshaped Into Public School Houses
NICK Clegg and David Cameron are in a rose garden holding hands and laughing at each other’s jokes. Gyles Brandreth, the TV presenter who came out of Dictionary Corner to be a Tory MP, once said of Cameron’s purist of more gays in the Party: “They want people who are a touch Tommy Two Ways.” The Conservatives wanted more effete public school boys. Cameron looked about and saw Nick ‘Pokey’ Clegg. William Hague never stood a chance. Right now Super Cam and Pokey are doing their Ocado shopping together. If the alliance is to last, Pokey will have to get over trenchant opinions on non-organic hummus and Dave will need to decide if breaking the coalition into houses and naming them after fags he’s known is better than calling every one George…
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Prime Minister David Cameron (not shown) chairs the first meeting of the National Security Council in the Cabinet Room at 10 Downing Street. Others in attendance included Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg (fifth right), Foreign Secretary William Hague (sixth right), Chancellor George Osborne (seventh right) and Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox (fourth right).
Posted: 13th, May 2010 | In: Politicians Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
