Sarah Ferguson Pimps Prince Andrew: The Cash For Equestrians Scandal In Pictures And Video
SARAH Ferguson pimps Prince Andrew in a tabloid sting, and we wonder if a meeting costs £500,000 how much a vial of his blood or a tube of semen goes for?
Of course, there are risks: Andrew shares the same genes with Princes Edward, the Tweed In Tweed, and things can disappoint. We’d advise crossing the DNA with Shergar’s and creating a new breed of Windsor – higher, loftier, faster. It’s the Cash For Equestrians scandal.
Sarah Ferguson: Life, Times And Fashion Crimes In Pictures
So. Caps off to the Express whish leads with a picture of Fergie biting her nails alongside the headline:
“BABIES DNA IN SECRET VAULTS.”
Or “stables” as Princesses call them.
The Daily Mail asks on its front page): “NOW WILL ANDREW THROW HER OUT?”
Yes? No? The Sun says:
Her grovelling came after she was yesterday seen in tears at Heathrow airport – and a pal said she may quit Britain for good.
The Duchess is in Los Angeles, where she is receiving the Catherine Variety Sheridan Award for her charity work.
Says a flame-haired source:
“Please give generously, guv’nor. I’ve been to Hull and back.”
SARAH FERGUSON 1986: Prince Andrew (later the Duke of York) with his fiancee, Sarah Ferguson (later the Duchess of York) and his mother, the Queen, on the balcony of Buckingham Palace on the day of the Queen's 60th birthday. *The young couple listened to thousands of children singing to Her Majesty.1312465
Posted: 24th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (13) | TrackBack | Permalink
