Sarah Ferguson Pimps Prince Andrew: The Cash For Equestrians Scandal In Pictures And Video
SARAH Ferguson pimps Prince Andrew in a tabloid sting, and we wonder if a meeting costs £500,000 how much a vial of his blood or a tube of semen goes for?
Of course, there are risks: Andrew shares the same genes with Princes Edward, the Tweed In Tweed, and things can disappoint. We’d advise crossing the DNA with Shergar’s and creating a new breed of Windsor – higher, loftier, faster. It’s the Cash For Equestrians scandal.
Sarah Ferguson: Life, Times And Fashion Crimes In Pictures
So. Caps off to the Express whish leads with a picture of Fergie biting her nails alongside the headline:
“BABIES DNA IN SECRET VAULTS.”
Or “stables” as Princesses call them.
The Daily Mail asks on its front page): “NOW WILL ANDREW THROW HER OUT?”
Yes? No? The Sun says:
Her grovelling came after she was yesterday seen in tears at Heathrow airport – and a pal said she may quit Britain for good.
The Duchess is in Los Angeles, where she is receiving the Catherine Variety Sheridan Award for her charity work.
Says a flame-haired source:
“Please give generously, guv’nor. I’ve been to Hull and back.”
Prince Andrew's bride, Miss Sarah Ferguson looks through her bridal viel at her proud father Major Ferguson as they traverse the royal blue carpet of Westminster Abbey. * 16/03/03 Major Ronald Ferguson, who has died aged 71, and his daughter, the Duchess of York, on her wedding day. The Major had been battling against prostate cancer since 1996 and had suffered a series of heart attacks. The Duchess, who was said to be 'grieving', was on her way to Australia when her father died in The Hampshire Clinic, Basingstoke, close to the family home at Dummer.1709175
Posted: 24th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (13) | TrackBack | Permalink
