Sarah Ferguson Alleges That Prince Andrew Doesn’t Just Play Golf And Shag: World Shocked
YOU cannot but feel sorry for Prince Andrew. One minute he’s a feckless amateur golfer jetting about the world eying up totty, his biggest worry keeping a decent side parting and not getting spotted staring your girlfriend’s breasts as you talk to him.
The nest moment his former wife has opened her trap door and turned him into a man worth paying for, a figure of influence who actually holds down a job.
Says Fergie:
“Look after me and I’ll look after you. You’ll get it back tenfold.”
She pimped Andy out for £500,000. No pressure, Andy, but you need to make any deal worth £5m. We’d advise selling your sperm as stud fodder and taking up professional football. Says Fergie at a charity prize giving:
“But when the children’s choir came out tonight and I saw their little faces, I turned round to my friend and said, ‘You know what, I’m glad I did because it is about the children’,” she added. “I learned today about making a difference. Most importantly I learned I hate grown-ups and I love children.”
Tell Prince Andrew something he doesn’t know. A few days on from Fergie’s greed exposed and the Duke of York is on a visit to Meridian Audio, an audio equipment manufacturer, in Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire. Rumours are that the executive boardroom has a putting machine and a pert secretary. But it’s small consolation…
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A library file picture taken from the Ferguson family album of Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York (L) with her sister Jane, and their Father Major Ronald Ferguson, at Dummer Down House. With them are their dogs, Kerry, Puffy, Tweed, Tigger and George. * 16/03/03 Major Ronald Ferguson - who has died aged 71 it was confirmed - pictured at his Dummer home with his daughters, Sarah (left), who married Prince Andrew, and Jane. The Major, 71, had been battling against prostate cancer since 1996 and had suffered a series of heart attacks. The Duchess, who was said to be 'grieving', was on her way to Australia when her father died in The Hampshire Clinic, Basingstoke, close to the family home at Dummer.
Posted: 25th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
