Katie Price’s New Man And Peter Andre’s Bergamot And Mint
WANT to know about Jordan’s “Secret Other Man”? Want to know about the “third man in Kate’s marriage”? The Star’s front page promises much. And readers familiar with disingenuous headlines will wonder if Alex Reid has name for his little Toffee Crisp? Maybe he calls it Peter, or Big Andre?
Inside, and wonder now more as the third man can be revled as…Dane Bowers, the singer who dated Katie and used her baby churner as a foot muff on video.
Turns out that Dane and Alex are good chums. If Peter Andre can chum it up with them, then they have the making of pop group. But what will Muff Said smell like?
Yesterday, we went along to see Peter Andre launch his new men’s fragrance Conditional at Superdrug in Westfields, London. This is not to be confused with Unconditional, Peter’s old stink, nor Reconditional, the smell of well-arsed sofas. Pete now smells of “top notes of lime, bergamot and mint laced with heart notes of jasmine, cardamom and nutmeg” offering “a truly versatile smell”.
And it’s got nine fans flocking to inhale it, including Tania McIntosh. Says she:
“Where is everybody? Obviously it’s better for me because I’ll get longer with him but I can’t imagine he’s happy. I think the thing with Jordan has affected his popularity a lot.”
But one spray of Conditional in your eyes Peter is back to hit the top notes…
Posted: 26th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
