Eurovision 2010: The Winners, The Losers And The Pictures
IT’S the Eurovision live blog. Eurovision is the type of democracy that teaches the world how prejudice and glitter can mix. The stunners and the munters:
There are 25 singers and songs. Yeah, just 25. The last time Old Mr Anorak listened people sing 25 songs in a row was at the Somme to keep spirits up.
The Winners & The Losers
Band name of the night: Moldova’s Sunstroke Project & Olia Tira
Sunstroke is the legal high of choice in Moldova.
Song title of the Night: Iceland’s Je Ne Sais Quoi
When the Icelanders starts talking French you know the game is up. Having softened us up with Kerry Katona’s squirrel bites, a volcano and debt, the frozen wasters reveal themselves to be agents of France. The invasion has begun!
Best Hair: Serbia’s Milan Stankovic in a Buck Roger merkin mated with Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct).
Man Most Likely To Be Forgotten First: Tom Dice, Belgium answer to no question whatsoever.
Ringtone of The Night: Greece
Most Likely To Become An Estate Agent: Josh (UK)
Act With More Vowels Than Poland: Finland’s Kuunkuiskaajat (not in final but still…)
Deepest, Longest, Songiest Cleavage: Armenia’;s Shikira impersonator
Best blog comment:
Spain: Hey, Daniel Digres, I’mma let you finish, but ‘Puppet on a String’ is the best marionette song ever.
Winner: Germany’s Lena
Best Impression of Louis Bega’s Mambo Number 5: Germany’s Lena Meyer-Landrut
Posted: 30th, May 2010 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio Comments (13) | TrackBack | Permalink
