World Cup: Fabio Capello Says Ferdinand Can Stay, Rues Not Picking Charlton And Shearer (Pictures)

RIO Ferdinand joins David Beckham on England’s geriatric tour of South African World Cup. Fabio Capello says crocked Ferdinand can stay with the team for the duration.

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With Rio of the turntables and Dave on the knickers and PR, England are on the road to victory.

Capello must just be kicking himself that he never asked Bobby Charlton, Alan Shearer, and Glenn Hoddle to play in the squad. What a wow they’d be on hair, DIY and prayer meetings.

Says England source Sao Franz:

“Rio is obviously very down at the moment but to have him around during the tournament would be great for team morale.”

Caps off to Rio and Day-vid to angling a free summer holiday and terrific World Cup seats. As the mantra goes: Play up! Play up! Don’t play the game!

First one to the bar’s a player!

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England's (left to right) Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard, John Terry and Steven Gerrard watch local dancers as they arrive at the Royal Bafokeng Sports Campus in Rustenburg, South Africa.

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Posted: 6th, June 2010 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink