Big Brother 2010: The Dregs – Live Blog In Pictures
BIG Brother: the last series will pick the housemates from 81 people. These are the last 81 people in the UK not to appear on a reality telly show. The ones not chosen will be hosed down and placed in museum for everyone to gaze upon.
Josie Gibson. From Bristol. Huge floaty dress.
A 25 year old Financial Sales Rep. Cider With Josie.
Steven Gill. He’s got no legs. He’s got one eye. Was a soldiers. Injured in line of duty. Eight children.
Hometown: Leicestershire. Occupation: Ex HM Forces
Ben Duncan: Jacket. Jeans. Floppy hair. Utter ****. Hate figure. Boooooooooooooooo!
Age: 30. Job: Writer / broadcaster. Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Chants of “Get Ben out!”
Rachel White: Hubba-hubba. It’s Beyonce! Vain. Great. Age: 23. Job: Hair stuff.
Nathan Dunn: Northern. Chicke Tikka Baltis is “my thing”. Cropped jeans and white pumps. Tell him. Go on. Tell him.
Age: 26. Hometown: Bingley, Bradford. Made of: “twisted steel and sex appeal” – and a monobrow.
Dave Vaughan: Mad monk. The new Chris Biggins meets that chubby Asian chef who sued to be on the telly. (Name please.)
“I love Jesus and I am a Christian minister. For 3 or 4 years I was on drink, drugs sex and rock and roll. For the last eighteen years I’ve become a different person. At times I get so overwhelmed by Gods presence and if people get around me they get transformed.”
Caoimhe Guilfoyle: Nice rubber vest. Nice hair. Horrible tattoo. Trying too hard.
Age: 22. Hometown: Dublin
“I used to be a little loner, a geek but now I’ve blossomed…I’m happy. I’m not an attention seeker. I lived in Madrid for two years, in the first few weeks I was fired from my job and kicked out of my flat for being too noisy.”
Govan Zachariah Hinds:
Govan. Really. He’s 21. And as hard as butter.
“I can be quite bitchy….it’s a real problem of mine. I can bring intelligent conversations or I can be silly and funny. I have never had a relationship with anybody…sometimes I do get lonely. I’m smiley, I’m shiny, I’m happy, I’ve got a nice smile and a big d**k!”
Hometown: Leicester. Occupation: Voluntary Worker
Shabby Katchadourian: Our favourite. Pretentious knob.
Writes for the Guardian. Don’t they all?
Ife Kuku:
Dancer. Iffy? Not a bit of it. Determined.
“Some people say to em you sound really posh for a black girl! What do they think all black girls talk like?”
John James Parton:
Australian. Highlights. Thinks we are amazed by him.
I look like David Beckham, obviously he’s not an ugly bloke so I won’t tell people don’t call me Beckham. I don’t like doing housework, I’m not lazy….just waiting for my big break!
Sunshine Martin: Calls herself Sunshine
Real name: Yvette. Vegan. Looks it.
Booed heartily. Gauche. Moi? Mais oui. Trainee medic. Yeah, Doc Martin.
Corin Forshaw: Hard faced Katie Price disciple.
Age: 29. Hometown: Cheshire
“I’m a nice person, don’t be a bitch to me and I won’t be a bitch to you!”
Mario Mugan:
Dressed as a mole.
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Posted: 11th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
