David Miliband Misspells Diane Abbott’s Name As Dennis Skinner Reaches For Osborne’s Cocaine Line
EVERYONE is so excited about the Big One. No! Not the World Cup. No! Not Big Brother. No. this is the Labour Party leadership contest. Who do you want to lead the Labour Party?
Well, if you’re a Tory, you want pretty much any of them. Let’s take a look:
David Miliband: has a slightly lob-sided face. On the telly, people with lob-sided faces are always up to no good. Backs Diane Abbott on Twitter – oh, the dignity of office – by spelling her name wrong:
“Gather John McDonnell pulled out. I’m going now to nominate Dianne myself. Encourage others to do the same.”
Ed Miliband: Wallace and Gromit life model who talks from the back of his tonsils.
Ed Balls: How Tories must be paying he wins. Afflicted with a shiny-eyed smile that makes him look like an Evangelist walking the streets of Jerusalem hoping for Armageddon.
Andy Burnham: Does his teacher know he’s out of school? Captain of one-man debating team at college. Small. Pert. Seems to lose thread of own argument while making own argument. High comedy potential.
Diane Abbott: Anorak’s writer used to live opposite a patch of Graffiti in Stoke Newington, London, that declared “Diane Abbot is a slag”. We can only hope it’s true. It isn’t, of course. But if it were, then Diane would have loadsa lovers and keep us entertained.
But no Dennis Skinner. For shame. Yesterday in the house, Mr Skinner MP asked Mr George Osborne:
“Have you had any of the white stuff lately?” and “How many lines today?”
He’s covered by Parliamentary privilege. So, no visit from the lawyers…
Still, Diane Abbott’s there to break up the boring chat between four middle-aged white men with nice hair…
Posted: 10th, June 2010 | In: Politicians Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
