Pictures: Cheryl Cole Attacked With Pen By ‘Crazed Mob’ In Birmingham
CHERYL Cole, wife to World Cup hero Ashley Cole, has been “attacked in the street” by Birmingham’s Hotel du Vin. She is in town for the X Factor auditions.
Yep. What the **** is the nation’s sweetheart doing on a street? Why has she not been attacked in a spa, the First Class lounge at Heathrow Airport or in a palace?
Do we sympathise with her? It Cheryl had not left nation’s sweetheart Ashley Cole to fight for the World Cup alone, she could have been attacked in South Africa, by a lion or hippo, perhaps. Anywhere but the street. It’s just so common.
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Anyhow, what about this attack, what the Mirror calls on its front page:
“Terror at hands of crazed mob?”
Cheryl Cole was badly shaken after a terrifying security breach in which a persistent fan made a lunge at the X Factor judge.
A fan, eh. Did they have a knife at the end of that lunge?
The woman slipped past minders and seized the star’s wrist as she arrived at her hotel after filming auditions.
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The Star takes up the madness.
Wearing a brown leather jacket and clutching a marker pen, she shoved a copy of Cheryl’s album into the singer’s face. She refused to let go of the Girls Aloud star and kept begging her to sign the CD while shouting: “I love you, I love you.”
Run! She’s bought your record, Cheryl. An entire album! She must be fuc*ing nuts!
Cheryl reacts with customary dignity:
One witness told how a distressed Cheryl screamed: “What the f***? What the f*** was that? Who was she? Just get me inside now!”
She was a fan, Cheryl, you sweetheart. Says the Mail:
Cheryl kept her outfit chic but simple, but still looked her usual glamorous self even in a pair of skinny jeans.
Come feel the glamour…
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Posted: 15th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
