The Driffield Porn Burger Caravan Gives Customers A Free Porn Film With Every Burger And Drink
TO the porn fast-food caravan in Driffield, East Yorkshire – aka the Driffield Porn Burger Caravan – where all customers are, allegedly, given a free porn DVD if they spent more than £5 on food and drink.
The Driffield Times quotes Sgt David Jenkins:
“We received complaints that free porn DVDs were being offered to everyone who spent £5 or more on beer and burgers.”
Complaints?
“Undercover officers made test purchases and found this to be true before Saturday night’s operation when the caravan was seized.”
Good work, lads.
“It was inevitable that we would have to take some action along with our colleagues from licensing, the food standards agency and trading standards. Enquiries are ongoing and there are decisions to be made as to the fate of the van and the entrepreneurs.”
Shot in the face until dead, we’d wager.
Note: would you buy food off man who sells onanistic videos? More sauce, sir?
Posted: 18th, June 2010 | In: The Consumer Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
