Bigamist’s Hindu And Muslim Wives Fight Over Remains

WAS bigamist Chandan Kumar Chakrabarty, alias Sazzad Hossain, a Muslim or Hindu when he was murdered?

Wife number one says “Hindu”. She wants his remains to be cremated. Wife No. 2 says “Muslim”. She wants him buried.

And so to court. Says policeman Delwar Hossain:

“If we still can’t decide, the court will then see if we need to re-examine the body and see if he had been circumcised.”

Mrs Levi denies all knowledge and says that it’s at times like these you need a good accountant in the family…

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