Simon Cowell Says Cheryl Cole Is Now Cheryl Tweedy – Her Neck Disagrees

JUST in time to crack American between her Max Wall dancing thighs, nation’s sweetheart Cheryl Cole is now nation’s sweetheart Cheryl Tweedy.

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Granted, it says “Mrs C” on the back of her neck. But she doesn’t have to see it. So. It’s ok. And should Ashley Cole’s England win the World Cup what man will not want to kiss the badge and say, “I was there”? Bring a biro, lads. Sign the flag.

Question: If Cheryl is to break the US, will she get her alleged new lover’s name printed on her head – “Derek Hough” (pronounced Ho)?

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Anyhow, Cheryl is now Tweedy because Simon Cowell used that name to introduce her to the crowd at X Factor auditions. You’d imagine that if Simon Cowell called her Grasshopper or Project 56b, she’d grab the nettle and go with it…

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A general view of Hurtmore House, Hurtmore, Surrey, the marital home of Cheryl and Ashley Cole.

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Posted: 24th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink