Stan Collymore Blames World Cup Failure On ‘Jolly Old Pie Man’ James Corden

HURRAH for Steven Gerrard’s England who saw it as their patriotic duty to maintain the legend of 1966 and all that by playing abject football and allowing themselves to be soundly thrashed. Matthew Upson is now known as ‘Give It Up Son’, James Corden can be blamed by Stan Collymore on his Talk Sport show for being a “jolly old pie man” with his “big fat belly”.

And we give you five reasons why this World Cup was good for England:

1. The vuvuzelas drowned out the England supporters’ band
2. We can all go back to hating Ashley Cole
3. England are out nice and early so allowing true English football fans to enjoy the World Cup without James Corden and celebrity fanzzzz
4. Andy Murray is British
5. Big Brother can return to the front pages

And best of all – our WAGs can finally have a nice holiday…

Germany Thrash England At World Cup And It’s Fabio CRAP-ello: Pictures

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Chantelle Tagoe (partner of Emile Heskey) poses with a 6-week-old white lion cub called Acinony during a visit to the Cheetah Experience in Bloemfontein, South Africa.

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