Vanessa Feltz Can Suck Anything Through A Straw
by Anorak | 29th, June 2010
VANESSA Feltz has had gastric band surgery. OK! magazine shows Nessy scooping ice-cream over a pile of biscuits and crisps. This might dispel those myths that Feltz got fat as result of alien experiments on abducted humans or from exercising too much. OK! has a question for Feltz:
“If this operation doesn’t work, will you have any other surgery – like having your mouth wired shut?”
Says Feltz, not rising to obvious challenge:
“If this doesn’t work then wiring my jaw shut wont because you can suck anything you like through a straw.”
She’s not fat. She’s just growing into her lungs……
Posted: 29th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
