Kendra Wilkinson’s Minute Sex With Hugh Hefner: Sliding Into Home
RELUCTANT porn star Kendra Wilkinson is promoting her new book. It’s called “Sliding Into Home”. Third base is nothing for Kendra.
In her tome, she recalls that magical first time she got inside Hugh Hefner’s housecoat and jumpstarted him:
“One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room. In my head I could hear my mom’s voice, ‘You know they have orgies there.’ I said ‘Okay, if I have to.’ It seemed like every other girl was going and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn, it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was, all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”
Although the body parts did have different names, and the loins were covered by a fig leaf.
It’s a charming tableau that does much to explain why, allegedly, Hef’s legs are the colour and dimensions of a well-trodden McDonald’s filet-o’-fish.
In the next instalments, we expect Kendra to tell us about hearing the word “CLEAR!”, stepping back from Hefner and taking a sink wash in your tears…
Spotter: Simon & Schuster
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Posted: 3rd, July 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
