Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Stuart V Goldberg Dazzles The Judge – Writes And Stars In Case Film?
LINDSAY Lohan has anew lawyed. He’s called Stuart V. Goldberg. We think the V stands for Vaudeville because Goldberg looks like he should be singing like a orange canary.
There is every chance Goldberg’s teeth and skin will dazzle the judge and allow Lohan to get clean away. It’ ll be like that flashy memory-burn stick in the Men In Black films.
Our Man in LA reports – The Lawyer Stays In The Picture:
WAIT. We posted the wrong picture. That’s actually Richard Gere.
Although visually, the two are virtually interchangeable. Other than the fact that Gere’s complexion looks a little less like Jersey Girl Snooki’s after spending a full day at the electric beach.
One quick look at Stuart V. Goldberg’s website tells us all we need to know about Lindsay’s new lawyer.
He’s a threefer… not just an attorney, but also an author (a romantic psychological thriller) and a screenwriter (actually, the only thing The Rat could find that Stuart’s written is a trailer for his book). This Chicago based bullshitter was made for Hollywood.
Go to his website and you’ll also find he has an affinity for luxury cars. There’s a shot of Stuey and his Rolls, as well as Stuey and his Ferrari.
Has Judge Revel met her match?
Video of slicker-than-slick Stuey pitching his novel… after the jump.
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Posted: 11th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
