Taliban Trains Army Of Monkeys To Fire Kalashnikovs At US Soldiers
FORGET the nuclear pigeons and the exploding breasts, and know that the Taliban have trained a millions monkeys to wage bloddy war on the West.
The Taliban have trained monkeys to use the Kalashnikov rifle, Bren light machine gun and trench mortars. And lest they kill just anyone, the Taliban have taught the monkeys how to identify and attack soldiers wearing U.S. military uniforms.
What they do when they see a monkey wearing the garb of the US marines is not known. It can only be feared.
The moneys are not native to Afghanistan but foreign mercenaries shipped in from Africa. They are macaques, baboons and French agents.
A senior U.S. military source confirmed the existence of the Taliban monkey soldiers, military experts call armed monkeys “monkey terrorists”.
Will the US dare to shoot a monkey? It’s time to release the West’s most dastardly weapon yet. Time to export the animal rights activists to warzone.
Taliban v Peta. Game on!
Posted: 11th, July 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
