Subtle Butt Is Your Personal Fart Neutralizer, With Video
YOU’VE experienced the wonder of “The Fart-Eating Blanket For A Better Marriage”. Now thrill to the Subtle Butt a filtering system for your anal emissions.
Says the blurb:
“Subtle Butt” is a piece of fabric that has undergone activated carbon anti-microbial treatment. When inserted into underwear, these small pieces promise to absorb and neutralize gas and odors before they escape from your clothing and, well, escape into the surroundings. Result? Your intestinal distress is only for you to know.
Attach a small trigger to a vial of Jennifer Aniston and create bouquets wherever you go…
The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized.
Be activated carbon neutral, readers:
Spotter: Rumor Rat
Posted: 22nd, July 2010 | In: The Consumer Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
