Titanic 2 Is The True Story Of Nazi Snakes On A Boat
TITANIC II will see holidaymakers take a ride on the same boat, at the same time and hit the same iceberg that killed so many 100 years before.
Only this time the boat is full of German Nazi snakes that can turn into Taliban mercenaries when dipped in cold water after midnight.
Yep – it IS just like the actual sinking of the about all those years ago.
But this time the Nazi snakes survive and when the old woman tosses her necklace into the waters, they leap from the briny ooze and take her arm off at the shoulder.
It’s hard to improve on a tale of many people drowning and freezing to death but the makers of Titanic 2 might just have dared to succeed…
Posted: 29th, July 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
