Police In Cheltenham Seek Owner Of Missing Inflatable Breasts

ARE the you the owner of a pair of novelty inflatable breasts found in a bag in Cheltenham, Gloucestershire?

The boobs were in bag long with a teddy bear photo frame and a silver clock.

Also in the bag a coin with the name Jonathan Jones and the birthdate 5-11-89.

Says a policeman:

“Some of the items seem to have sentimental value.”

The breasts, clearly.

Police believe the items were stolen. But from whom? Paul Gascoigne – did you keep a receipt..?

Anorak