All The News On Abbey Clancy’s Ring, ‘Monster’ Peter Crouch And Nurse Sex
ABBEY Clancy’s ring is off her finger again. Her Spurs and England lover Peter Crouch’s alleged roast with saucy Monica Mint continues to set the news agenda.
The Sun says Clancy is not wearing her engagement ring, scotching earlier reports that she was wearing her ring. This may be because: she is awaiting a new ring, which should be huge and visible from the cheap seats; her fingers have swollen to a size zero; or else she lost it inside a stuffed chicken.
Peter Crouch – the Clockwork Years
The Star lads with news of Abbey’s “FURY AT SEX PEST PICS”.
What? Abbey is sex pest? No, this is Peter Crouch, who has yet to kiss and tell. The shocker is in light of the News of The World’s story;
Pretty nurse tells how love rat drooled as he rubbed her back and thigh
Good job it’s a “pretty nurse” and not a ugly shelf stacker telling us of Crouch’s “night of disgrace in upmarket Juan-les-Pins”. Clancy had jetted back to the UK for work, breaking up their romantic holiday. And the allegation is that Peter was out on his own.
One woman who escaped Crouch’s clutches told us: “He was on his own for a matter of hours but in that time behaved like a sex pest.
How did she escape Peter’s “clutches”?
But it all proved too much for the England star and, as the woman lost interest, he stretched out on a leather chair in a quiet part of the club…
Escaping “drunk” Peter must have been tricky. What else do we know about that night? Says the unnamed nurse:
“It was obvious Crouch was drunk. Someone was taking a photo so I put my arm around him but Crouch took the opportunity to touch me. He had his hand all over my arm and leg.”
He took the opportunity to touch her after she had, er, taken the opportunity to first touch him?
There was no sex or any sort. The selfless witness later adds:
“She deserves to know what he’s really like, that he was behaving like a monster even before he went with that prostitute.”
A monster? Well, having been monstered, Crouch is in the Star, in which we learn:
He even tried to pull a disgusted nurse with a lewd comment about her uniform.
Disgusting! And all alleged, of course…
Meanwhile, on the Star’s sister organ, Red Hot TV, you can tune into “Nilf: Nurse I’d Like to 3”; “Nurse My Nuts” and “Lara’s World of Uniforms 3”. All shows available via your Sun-sational Sky Box…
Lead image: Page 3 Girl Sophie Howard as a valued NHS worker.
Posted: 16th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
