California Man Arrested For Ejaculating In Woman’s Drink
MICHAEL Kevin Lallana is charged with ejaculating into a female colleague’s drinks bottle – or as the rap sheet puts it, “releasing an offensive material”.
We go back to January 2010, to the offices of the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California.
Lallana, 31, is alleged to have of entered the woman’s office and masturbated into a bottle on her desk. She later drank from the bottle. She was unaware of his secretions.
In April, Allana is said to repeated his novelty drinks dispenser drink ay the company’s Orange branch.
This time, the woman noticed something wrong and the bottle was sent to lab for tests.
Lallana is arrested.
And the protein shake fails the taste challenge…
Posted: 19th, August 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
