Grandfather Of The Year Tries to Smuggle Weed To Jailed Grandson
GRANDFATHER of the Year is Ohio local Richard Heritz, the 85-year-old trying to smuggle marijuana into the Warren Correction Institution, where his grandson Gregory Heritz is residing.
Young Gregory Heritz is serving 10 years choky for burglary. (And you grandson’s doctor, I hear..?)
If convicted, the older Mr Heritz could face up to seven years in prison and a $15,000 fine.
Which seems reasonable for a country that locked up Marc Emery. Let’s hope grandpa has enough cash left over for a TV shirt.
Moral of the story: Butterscotch is a gateway drug.
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MUGSHOT T-Shirt of The Day is worn by Timothy Neal, who along with his 18-year-old sons, Timothy Wade Neal and Daniel Allan Neal, was arrested at a Memorial Day weekend bonfire for fighting. The police report: “The victim had been talking about religion and demons when the other three became upset and started whipping up on him.”
Spotter: Daytona Daily News
Posted: 23rd, August 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
