Rolling Stones Mascot Ronnie Wood Smokes Meringue And Destroys His Own Legend

RONNIE Wood says he once smoked a meringue. Food might not the drug you’d first associate with the Rolling Stones’ mascot, and he his tried to cover his tracks by saying that he thought it was crack cocaine.

Too late, Ronnie. You’ll be on Ready Steady Cook by his time next week and chatting about health and fat with Jamie Oliver.

Says Ronnie:

“It got to the point where I would be on my hands and knees looking for crumbs that might have fallen out of the crack pipe. I even banned my children eating meringues in the house after I ended up smoking sugar, believing it to be cocaine.”

Nice try, Ron. But Keith Richards snorted his dad’s ashes, allegedly, and Mick Jagger’s chipolata-a-la-mode is legendary.

You are now the Meringue Man, brittle and flaky on the outside but soft and lacking in substances within.

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A huge crowd waits patiently in Hyde Park, London, several hours before the start of an afternoon concert by the Rolling Stones. Many had camped all night, singing to guitars.

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Posted: 12th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink