WAGs Hire Wayne Rooney ‘Hooker’ Jennifer Thompson To Avoid Football

HAVING pulled and married Wayne Rooney, the latest news is that Coleen Rooney is “refusing” to be his WAG and attend Manchester United football matches.

The Sun quotes her as telling Wayne: “Don’t ask me to act like a WAG.”

So. That’s an end to the shopping and the, er, shopping Coleen.

But better than that, it’s a word of encouragement for all WAGS out there that you don’t have to watch your footballer kick a ball about for hours on end if he is linked to a prostitute.

Prostitutes can cost less than the £1,200 (A ‘Manolo’ in WAG speak) Rooney is alleged to have paid Jennifer Thompson for a shag. (Photos.)

Come on girls – hire a hooker and wave goodbye to weekends sat in the cold watching your hands dry and having thousands of footy fans in man-made fibres ask if you take it up the arse.

Just hire a hooker and stay by your man. It’s win-win-win!!!

Gina McCarrick

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In a Sunday Mirror exclusive, 37-year-old brunette Gina McCarrick, dressed in her favoured cowgirl outfit, said: 'Wayne didn't turn me on at all. He was ugly. He had a face like a smacked arse.' Rooney later confessed to having visted the den around 10 times.

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Posted: 20th, September 2010 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink