Earth’s UN Space Ambassador Replaces Doggers And Farm Hands As Alien Contact
DR DATUK Mazlan Othman has been appointed as Earth’s official point of contact for alien life. She is The Leader.
Othman is the boss at the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa – which, incidentally, is the Martian for ‘Deal or no deal’).
Othman, 59, says the United Nations “must be ready to co-ordinate humanity’s response to any first contact”.
Other UN ambassadors – Angelina Jolie, Orlando Bloom, Geri Halliwell etc. – are already from another planet.
Update: News just in that Othman is not the official Earth liaison officer for visiting aliens. They should revert to the old method of using awesome technology and brain power to appear in fields and make contact with doggers and farm hands via strange shapes.
Posted: 28th, September 2010 | In: Strange But True Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
