Ryder Cup Photos: Tiger Woods Sleeps With US Team In Huge ‘Team Building’ Bed
THE Ryder Cup photos: Tiger Woods has landed in the UK and cocktail waitresses are excited. Woods and his fellow players are delighted to be here – a free flight, a round of golf at a swanky resort and no need to buy a timeshare in Wales. Happy days. And in a rare display of team cohesion all players have agreed to share one huge bed.
Says Woods:
With my Nike carbon fibre, tungsten–impregnated Titanium Sheet ™ I will keep my mind on golf and not shag on porn star nor even dream about one in a depraved fantasy. Should sheets disappoint, the Nike duvet cover in forged Titanium and soft carbon will ensure little room for escape. Also Corey Pavin will be sat on my chest.”
(Back row left- right) USA's Bubba Watson, Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Stewart Cink, Matt Kucher, Jeff Overton, Tiger Woods, Hunter Mahan. (Front row left - right) Rickie Fowler, Steve Stricker, Captain Corey Pavin, Jim Furyk and Zach Johnson during a team photocall at Celtic Manor, Newport.9533682
Posted: 28th, September 2010 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
