X Factor 2010: Katie Waissel Tongues A Dwarf And Sex With Signor Boo
JUST when you thought it was impossible to warm to X Factor shoo-in Katie Waissel we learn that she once shagged Apprentice star Michael Sophocles. This is her sympathetic back story. She endured. And she pulled though, emerging tougher and more desperate to be a “legacy” then ever.
Says Michael:
“I eventually split from Katie after I caught her snogging dwarf Hollywood actor Jordan Prentice, full on French kissing. Her hands were all over him.”
Well, her hands would be all over him, wouldn’t they, what with there being not much skin to cover and Katie’s famously big hands.
READ: How The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel
Says Katie:
“He called his penis Signor Boo. And he’d say, ‘Watch out, Signor Boo’s coming to get you!'”
Of their first date, Michael says:
“She started to kiss me erotically halfway through dinner, which I found slightly disconcerting. I’m no prude but I like to work hard for a lady’s affection.”
Boo! Soon they ended up in a park:
“Katie was lying on top of me and said, ‘Guess what? I’ve written a song about you.’ And she sung it to me there and then… She was infatuated with the idea of celebrity.”
So. She and Michael were a match made in reality TV? ITV is going to commission a new channel just for them..?
“We were both quite drunk, lying on my bed and ended up having sex in all different positions. I could tell immediately this girl was a nymphomaniac. I was a sex addict so I know these things.”
But the best bit of the story is this:
“She’d brought a DVD of a concert her dad fixed for her…”
Who is her dad. We’ve already told you how Katie is no lucky mature, but has met with BMG record bosses before the X Factor.
READ: How The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel
Michael adds:
“I realised I’d made a huge mistake. This girl was using me to advance her career…
So says the former reality TV fodder in the NoTW…
Posted: 3rd, October 2010 | In: TV & Radio Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
