X Factor 2010: Gamu’s Susan Boyle Moment In Photos

X FACTOR 2010 in pictures: At the home of X Factor reject Gamu Nhengu in Tillicoultry, Clackmannanshire, her lawyer says the family will fight-fight-fight “all the way” plans to deport them. Because it’s a visa worth fightin’ for.

Robert Mugabe, Emperor of Zimbawe, from where Gamu hails, says, “I cannot believe Gamu got the axe. You British Cheryls are so Medieval. I much prefer the machete…”

And then someone arrived to call Gamu a “little sparrow” and say the Scotland looks after sparrows. They also give Gamu a Susan Boyle CD with the words “From a grain of sand to a star” written on in felt tip. And there was a donated loaf of bread and 40 quid in cash.

Yeah. Who dares to say Simon Cowell is reptilian so-and-so now?

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