WHAT is the correct method of throwing a duck from a football pitch, say, one that has appeared at a Belgian First Division match between Zulte Waregem and Lokeren?

Zulte Waregem’s Mahamadou Habib Habibou chose Method 4: The grab and toss.

Had he done this in the UK, Habibou would be a pariah and Facebook voices would be calling for his death.

One question: is Mary Bale a fan of Zulte?