Did I’m A Celebrity Gillian McKeith Fall Pregnant From Live Kangaroo Sperm?
by Anorak | 24th, November 2010
I’M A Celebrity Bush *ucker Gillian McKeith is – shock of shocks – pregnant. So far we have revealed:
* Gillian The Reptilian is NOT a kangaroos anus but an actual contestant
* Gillian is a reptile
* Gillian can faint without being near anything that she could hit her head on
* Gillian have never sniffed her own poo on the telly
Now know that Gillian is with child. Well, so she claims. It may be a joke. But does Gillian look like a joker?
Says Lembit Opik (Weather Girl… Cheeky Girl… Golden Girl?) offered:
“Gillian’s level of ailments have increased and she has been hearing voices. She is very weak and frail at the moment.”
At the moment?
Posted: 24th, November 2010 | In: TV & Radio Comments (11) | TrackBack | Permalink
