Katie Price Is Too Good For The Today Show

KATIE Price has been invited to guest-edit the BBC Radio 4’s Today programme. How can it have taken so long for one of the countries most prolific authors and thinkers to edit a newspaper, let alone a radio show?

Why has Richard Desmond persisted in putting Jordan on the cover of OK! to sell magazines, and bastardised her words on his newspaper’s cover to give credence to its newsy purpose, and not just gone all in and employed Price fulltime to save his lamentable organ and allow us to experience her undiluted every day?

The media hates women and hates ambitious women more than anything. Too many successful women make the mistake of wondering how they change this. They can’t. Katie Price understands what works and that the best thing is to carry on regardless and give them more of the same without being patronising, condescending, mawkish, sentimental or apologetic.

She’s too good for The Today programme, that aural fly paper for self-aggrandized, pompous men and their cozy opinions and dick-led ideas…