Shakespeare Insults Prince Charles And Camilla: Pernicious Bloodsucker Of Sleeping Men
WHO fancies a stint sat in The Insult Chair, a wooden bit of furniture which resides in a corner at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre? No need for fancy US cables to riducle and mock when you can sit Putin, Sarkozy, Assange or Gaddafi in the chair of judgement and let rip.
Traditionally anyone who sits in ye olde chair can only be insulted by quips from Shakespeare’s works. When seated the mechanism springs to live and a syrupy voice belches:
“Thou misshapen D*ck. Your bum is the greatest thing about you”.
“Out, you mad headed ape. A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are tossed with”
“Thou Loathsomest Scab In Greece”
“Pernicious Bloodsucker Of Sleeping Men”
The Insult Chair will be unveiled before an all-star audience, including, in order, Jennifer Lopez and husband, Wayne Rooney, and Prince Charles and Camilla…
Spotter: Yampster
Posted: 29th, November 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
