Women Hide Stolen Goods In Rolls Of Fat
by Anorak | 1st, December 2010
AILENE Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas are accused of shoplifting goods by hiding them under their rolls of fat (four pair of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves).
Finally, the thin have a real reason to far the obese, rather than just one of unbridled envy at how anyone can eat cream buns carefree. First they nick your clothes; then your kids; then your car.
They say the truly gargantuan can steal your house and walk away without a care…
In other news: how to escape the airport bodyscanner: get fat.
Posted: 1st, December 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
