Marc Mysterio Cancels US Tour Over TSA Fisting Abuse
MARC Mysterio tells us that he will not be touring the US Tour because he doesn’t fancy being fisted by TSA guards at the airport. The Obamas are not averse to the fist. And not every music star has the constitution of the average barber’s shoppe quartet or trad jazz ensemble.
Marc tells us:
“I am suspending my tour indefinitely, and until such time as the T.S.A. softens their screening procedure(s) to exclude sexually abusive touching.”
Marc calls the gropes for change “inhumane and intolerable”. He adds:
“I would encourage my American Fans to make the trek up to see my Canadian Shows by Car, Bus, Train or even hitchhiking with fellow house music lovers. Moreover, any and all American Fans wishing to attend my Canadian Events will be given free entry throughout 2011.”
No pun intended…
Posted: 1st, December 2010 | In: Music Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
