Clerk Beats Off Robbers With Feather Duster (Video SFW)

WANT to see a shop clerk beating off two robber with a feather duster? One of the villains has a machete.

As Karen says: “That means Ken Dodd is always armed and dangerous.”

Have you ever heard of a car jacking or kebab-shop knifing in the Knotty Ash hood? No. P Diddy, if you’re tuning in, it’s not too late to go back…

Update: Dueling Dusters, Ken. Put it to a Matt Cardle-driven backing track and you’ve got your comback hit right there:

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