The Kardashian Christmas Cards Will Ruin Your Year: Photos
ZIP on your hair and set the Photoshop gage to “Dipped in double cream” – the Kardashian family are ready for their Christmas cards close ups. Sending out photos of yourself is such an American thing. They fails to realise that to really cheer up your mates and those people who live in your address book but not your life you need to send them a photo of you looking destitute, plain and morose. Perhaps, even, insert a long rambling note about how your life is a failure, bemoaning your children’s descent into socialite porn and that the lizard peoples are to blame. Give your card recipients hope, joy and something to talk about over the turkey drummers…
Posted: 16th, December 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
