England Win The Ashes In Photos: Let’s All Do The Sprinkler

THE Ashes: England won in Melbourne and retain the Ashes. Australia is now playing for that hollow sporting quality: pride. And then England rubbed salt into the smarting eyes of Ricky Ponting and his team by dancing. In public. The dance is Graeme Swann’s The Sprinkler. Dads and Stags planning the wedding, know that it goes like this: you put one hand behind your head, stretch out the other arm and pretend to be a lawn sprinkler. (Liquids and a priapic X-rated version can be added for rugby club dos.)

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England celebrate after Tim Bresnan takes final wicket to win the fourth test and retain the Ashes at Melbourne Cricket Ground in Melbourne, Australia.

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Posted: 29th, December 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink