Katie Price And Alex Reid Divorce: Top Coats And Justin Bieber Nights

KATIE Price and Alex Reid are locked in will-they wont they divorce story. Reid tells Star readers that he and Katie have been “getting on like a house on fire”. Her house, to be specific – because Katie said she was talking with her people and arrangements for any divorce had not been finalised. Our money is on him getting the base coat of his tan, she getting the top seven coats and them splitting the breasts down the middle, like Heidi Montag.

The made-for-tabloid divorce story limps on. But today it got refreshingly nasty. The Daily Star leads with:

JORDAN: A DIFFERENT MAN EVERY NIGHT

On Monday she’s Alain Delon.

On Tuesday’s she’s Robbie Savage

On Wednesday she’s Justin Bieber

Such is the life of the woman they call Jordan, Katie, Kate, Pricey, Andre, Reid…

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Model Jordan body painted as the Ice Maiden, poses for the media during a photocall in London's Covent Garden today December 6, 1998, where she launched the Swatch Christmas watch Sparkling Life, priced at 55. PA Photos.

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Posted: 14th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink