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Portents Of Doom: A Live Hawk Invades The Library Of Congress

by | 25th, January 2011

IN today’s portent of doom we see a live hawk take up residence in the Library of Congress building on Capitol Hill. The hawk will not leave. Thgis follows news from Vietnam’s Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development, who confirmed earlier in the months that 10,000 cows and buffalos died in bad weather. Add that to the dead birds in Arkansas and you have a pattern.

Doom is upon us. We blame the gay penguins...



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